A familiar tale methinks. Geoff, Wally & Tim notched good victories to secure an unassailable 3-0 lead at half time, and an excited Kathy was busy measuring everyone up for their shirts. She seemed to take an age over Geoff's vital statistics, and it soon transpired that he had "hard" nipples, and may require a specially adapted shirt to accommodate them ( a bra ?). Anyway this proved a slight distraction for XXXL Kenny, and he lost the vital 4th singles. The Pairs are a forgone conclusion these days, so we had to share the spoils with the Cholsey Oiks. Special mention for their crinkle cut chip, which was tricky to share out amongst 10 people.
Also, we must record Sir Geoff's 180 for the second week running, but a shame he can't transfer some skill to the pairs match, for which I hold Brakespeare responsible.
Did we miss the Team Psycho ? Well, I conducted a straw poll in the pub, and the majority said yes, the evening wasn't the same without him, even if the result would have been. Dave, I thought your comments were a bit harsh !
So bring on S.Prat & Co next week- I can smell victory, or is it Twiglet's aftershave ?
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Come on landlord, you forgot to mention the broken dart! This really upset Kenny B who had to continue the rest of his game with one dart short of a full load. I don't know what upset him most, that or the fact Geoff got another 180!
As for the shirts, there did seem some confusion as I forgot to take the tape measure and had to resort to the feminine touch to see just How big Geoff’s nipples really are.
It was decided by unanimous decision that Jacko the team psycho was definitely missed as I had no one to compete with in the cheering except Tompy.
I need to report for all you stat's fans that Wally took his ton plus score to a massive 48 and Geoff, Tim and Wally now tie for the most singles wins on 6 a piece. Enough to say we returned home to an almost empty pub as the b team had another resounding victory (or not) loosing 6-0
Too many vowels Kathy. Losing, loser, lost etc
Thats enough about the A team lets mention the B team as B stands for Better than A. Lets be real we are consistent with our 5-1 and 6-0 scores we have on occaisions drawn and once had a 5-1 win. But we do have The Crunch and his bloody 10p coffee jar and Dave who due to his recent rise to fame with his album and book release can not concerntrate on the game. Also the team were unaware that you need a double to finish. OK, as my 11 year old son Ben said on Friday mornig when I informed him of our 6-0 victory "dad your crap!!"
We woz unlucky- alright. I'm the best player, and the rest have let me down. You wait & see- we will beat Goring wotsit club- I'll stake my reputation on it!
Pete are there any jobs going ?
What they ran out of buses then? told you last time you asked that you was fired before I even posted the application form. You sure your that good, even Dave could beat you with both his hands tied behind his back while playing the piano with his feet and bag pipes from his .... Im sure we will beat the Going team as thats the only team we beat the first time round. Ian just in case you missed that NO I have no job for you.
When it comes to playing the A Team, B stands for Buy the Beer AGAIN !
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