Draw at the Beerless CAT

The Bear earned a hard fought draw away at The Coachmakers with Wally again proving to be our star player. Tim took their best player to the fifth leg, but couldn't pull off the victory, but Ken kept up his consistent scoring with another win, and Dave did likewise with another loss. The "girls" Monty & Tony, who were to scared too play singles, joined Wally & Ken in the pairs, and the spoils were fairly shared. Very hospitable people at the CAT, but next time I go out for the evening, I expect to be able to drink a pint of beer please !

Town Arms & Patrick away next week.

First Victory of the new season

Nice work on Thursday night with a 4-2 victory over The Witch. Congrats to Wally for a handy "out" of 138 -now Spurs are out of every competition, he's promised to be here every week. At 3-2, it was left to Tim & Tony to read them the last rites in the pairs, with victory over "the destroyer" and his side kick. Jacko was left on the subs bench with his darts and gob not called upon this time.
Geoffrey is still awol- has he defected ? Any sightings- please let us know.
Not many games played yet on the "ladder" so lets see some action soon please.

Tim

Summer Darts starts April 12th

The Summer season starts after Easter, with an away match at The Queens in Didcot. First half schedule is up on our website:
www.bear-at-home.co.uk/news.htm

Other teams in our league include The Oak, Town Arms, Goring Social Club, Waterwitch, Coachmakers & Dolphin. Sorry no Sprat this time round.


Cheers

Tim

End of season notes

I thought you all did very well, in our first season, apart from Dave Latimer of course, who was rubbish. Looking forward to the Darts Dinner, when the B Team will be humiliated again.

Ciao

Vital Game

It is looking very tight at the top of Division 2, and a good victory is required v Town Arms next Thursday to give us any chance of promotion. Good Luck chaps !

Come on The B's !

The A team have a bye this week, so lets get behind the B team who have a chance of victory against Goring. Unfortunately Jacko can't make it, so we will need someone to replace him- I nominate Kathy, as the second noisiest person in the pub. If the B team lodge an official complaint against us, then we know we've had a good evening

I think we might win 4-2- let me know your opinions please. Le Crunch, is back from a layoff and is fired up like Jonny Wilkinson, and I'm sure he will inspire the team to a famous victory. Food laid on for both B & A team- but sorry no small oily fish this week.

Here we go again........................

A familiar tale methinks. Geoff, Wally & Tim notched good victories to secure an unassailable 3-0 lead at half time, and an excited Kathy was busy measuring everyone up for their shirts. She seemed to take an age over Geoff's vital statistics, and it soon transpired that he had "hard" nipples, and may require a specially adapted shirt to accommodate them ( a bra ?). Anyway this proved a slight distraction for XXXL Kenny, and he lost the vital 4th singles. The Pairs are a forgone conclusion these days, so we had to share the spoils with the Cholsey Oiks. Special mention for their crinkle cut chip, which was tricky to share out amongst 10 people.
Also, we must record Sir Geoff's 180 for the second week running, but a shame he can't transfer some skill to the pairs match, for which I hold Brakespeare responsible.
Did we miss the Team Psycho ? Well, I conducted a straw poll in the pub, and the majority said yes, the evening wasn't the same without him, even if the result would have been. Dave, I thought your comments were a bit harsh !
So bring on S.Prat & Co next week- I can smell victory, or is it Twiglet's aftershave ?